Hello Internet Computer community,
We’re excited to introduce Ropecoin — a darkly humorous, satire-based memecoin project launching on the Internet Computer. Built as a tongue-in-cheek response to the emotional rollercoaster of crypto investing, Ropecoin explores what happens when the only utility left… is coping.
Pre-Sale Launch:
Ropecoin’s pre-sale has just opened for those brave (or broken) enough to join our downward journey.
To get involved sign up via our DApp:
What is Ropecoin?
In the wreckage of modern finance, where dreams go to die and charts bleed red like open wounds, Ropecoin crawls out from the ashes—not to save you, but to sit beside you in the wreckage. It’s not hope. It’s the last ironic trade you will ever need to make.
Key Satirical “Utilities”:
- Burn-to-Join Wellness Events – Join token-burned yoga and guided “coping circles.”
- Additional Community Access – Join exclusive groups
- Online gaming perks – We are aiming to add a range of games to the site with customisable feature (such as adding your own words to hangman or adding different limbs to the hangman body etc) these features can be brought by burning tokens through our site.
- Token gated games – Some games might be token gated in future or perhaps have a multi-player buy-in.
- NFT Collectibles: Digital Nooses – Symbolic artifacts of your emotional liquidation.
- Public Burn events – potentially at the stake.
- DAO access – Token holders will be able to vote once the DAO is launched
Why Internet Computer?
We chose ICP for its speed, scalability, and the ability to host fully on-chain despair with zero gas fees for the users. Satire deserves high performance too.
Whitepaper Download
We are a memecoin with a strong vision. Your investment will not be hanging on by a thread but instead a very sturdy $ROPE.
Stay tuned for tomorrow’s launch.
— Team Ropecoin
X/Twitter: @ropecoin_ [https://x.com/ropecoin_]
OpenChat: OpenChat
Website: https://www.ropecoin.xyz/