Major Bill Cybergate here.
They’re forcing me to embrace this “decentralization” and “transparency” nonsense before I can officially become your gate to the R3boot world. Something about Web3 values, community governance, and other buzzwords.
Laughs while polishing suspiciously expensive watch
Yeah, right. Because decentralization totally works when you’re guarding an entrance.
And transparency? Have you ever seen a transparent gate?
I’m the one who decides who’s worthy enough to enter. Some prove their worth through push-ups… others through more ahem golden means.
They’ll ask you: “Playing?” Sure, let’s call it “playing.” Let’s also pretend I believe in DAOs while we’re at it.
Anyway orders are orders, so here we are. SNS time.
The “Eternal” truth
- R3 is your energy.
- BOOT is your money.
- REBOOT is your score.
- And I… well, I just assess your “alternative qualifications”.
The “Interesting” Parameters
Bureaucracy | Value | Bill’s Take |
---|---|---|
Name | Players Club | “First rule of Players Club…” |
Token Name/Symbol | REBOOT | “Again? How original.” |
Token Supply | 3 REBOOT total (2 for swap, 1 for… reasons) | “Don’t ask about that 1 token” |
Min Swap Requirement | 1 ICP | “'Social experiment on a budget” |
Max Swap Requirement | 1,000 ICP | “Keeping corruption at reasonable levels’” |
Min Participation | 1 ICP | “Entry-level contributions to the cause.'” |
Max Participation | 100 ICP | “For serious players only.'” |
Participants Required | 1 | “How convenient.” |
Vesting Schedule | 1 day | “Patience is for peacetime.” |
Min Stake | 0.01 REBOOT | “'Minimal commitment, maximal complaints.” |
Dissolve Delay | Up to 5 years | “5 years? I’ve seen wars shorter than that.” |
Voting Power Bonus | Age (100 year): 100% | “A life worth of experience.” |
Voting Power Bonus | Delay (5 years): 0% | “Wait longer, matter less.” |
Neuron Fund | No | “Selective Club .” |
The Boring Paperwork & Other Details
I’ll have one of my Captains sort out the details.
PS: No refunds, obviously. And really, don’t ask about that one token. Sometimes things just… disappear in the bureaucracy. Like paperwork. And time. And ICPs.