Nachos My 100% Original Idea

Consider the following: let’s make a shadow cabal?

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No room for cabal this project is 100% mine. I do accept cabal contributions to MY 8 year neuron if you know any shadow cabals please put me in contact with them.

Remember its mine, nachos.

Ntn and dragginz. They might be interested. They love shadow workings

I will take donat- erm contributions from all. Im an equal opportunity accepter.

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I’m in…( got 5 on it ):grin:

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Thank you for your offer.

Im sure we can come to an appropriate vesting schedule.

Remember your icp and vp is mine, nachos.

** UPDATE **

So I’ve only been promised Seed round funding from @mico and @darien at this point… I’m still 499,990 short, I was counting on @wpb support but he told me I was both incompetent and I was part of the swamp. :smiling_face_with_tear:

I know a lot of people are visual learners. I’ve included this diagram to paint a clearer picture of the project when it reaches a mature state (Phase 18X). I’ve stripped away all the decimal points and other numbers that might obfuscate the shape of what I’m trying to do here. Also I drew it to scale as best as I could.

Hopefully serious investors can see why this is a great idea.

Remember our motto, Your ICP and Your VP is mine, Nachos.

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I think you should actually do this. Or… maybe, some bad things will happen to you…

Is that intimidation? I’m new to this whole thing

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Im visibly trembling. :shaking_face:

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** UPDATE **

As an example to the ICP community, to pave the way for efforts towards transparency, we are publishing the seed round contributions for the MY Wallet, MY 8 Year Neuron, and NACHO 6 Month Neuron Assets. Admittedly We’ve only received IOUs at this point, but I know @mico and @darien are good for it!

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I know, you’re probably dissapointed right now that you missed the opportunity to get the best equity. Don’t worry, you can still get in on the next funding round. If we’re being entirely honest, I’m not impressed by my fundraising team.

Some of you may have concerns due to earlier statements we made about not giving equity to shadow cabals, unfortunately we felt intimidated. This is simply the nature of the business.

On the other hand, our marketing department has been hard at work and secured the following Testimonials from some of the biggest KOLs:

TESTIMONIALS:

“Let them eat Nachos.” - Marie Antoinette

" Oh, yes, Nachos. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn’t enjoy Nachos?" - Mr. Burns

“Nachos are cheap, and Scrooge liked them.” - Charles Dickens

“you just demonstrate incompetence” - Wenzel Bartlett @wpb

Erm, Not sure how that last one found it’s way in there. Apparently both my fundraising team and my marketing team have room for improvement. Don’t worry, we’ll continue to publish our progress as this project develops.

I hope that the transparency of our teams efforts can serve as an example for all projects on the IC to emulate.

Dont forget: Your ICP and your VP is MINE, Nachos.

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Hey @WebTreeSoftwareSolut will you please stop tagging me on this thread. I’m not interested.

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Yeah please stop tagging @wpb he isn’t interested

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That is dissapointing i was really counting on the support of code gov but i will comply with your request.

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Thank you for your support @borovan. I appreciate your respect for my request.

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This is just a test to see if im allowed to post in my own watercooler thread.

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