ICP Halloween Safety Rules

[Dionysus]

@spoon

Hello everybody, as self appointed chair of the ICP Holiday Safety Council, I’m publishing some good rules to follow to make sure everybody has a safe Halloween Season.

Rule #1: Zero drinking and driving. I enjoy a good beverage as much as anybody. But the thing about alcohol is that it impairs your judgement. If you get behind the wheel while impaired you might do something regrettable, and nobody wants that.

Rule #2: It’s dark. It gets dark out there fast, and walking around in cloaks makes you invisible to traffic. Bring a flashlight, wear a glowstick, or strap something reflective to your costume. You want people to see you coming miles away.

Rule #3: Trick or Treat! You might see some ghosts and skeletons walking around, but don’t be alarmed. You don’t need to be frightened just make sure you have some candy to hand out . If you don’t have a treat to give them, they might play a trick.

@JackSparrow

They’re more like guidelines, anyway.

[WebTreeSoftwareSolut]

That’s interesting, @Dionysus but I made my own list:

1. You’re supposed to be dead.
2. Cow is gone, you can’t fool anyone else here with your tricks.
3. There is no ICP Holiday Safety Council and if there was you would definitely not be the chair.

[Dionysus]

@WebTreeSoftwareSolut

1. You’re supposed to be dead

@JackSparrow

Am I not?

@WebTreeSoftwareSolut

2. Cow is gone

@cowlevel

trick or treat tree i like candy tree give please can you hep me

@WebTreeSoftwareSolut

3. There is no ICP Holiday Safety Council

@spoon

Dionysus has nothing to do with the safety council. I’m the founder and chair, I wouldn’t want him on the safety council either, honestly.

@WebTreeSoftwareSolut

2. you can’t fool anyone else here with your tricks.

@Dionysus

Cough up the candy, Mr. Tree.

I always carry three on me.

One fish, two fish

Red fish, blue fish

Our word is gold it is, mate

[WebTreeSoftwareSolut]

fine… here you are cow. And the rest of you. Now please go away.

[Dionysus]

Excuse me, Mr. Spoon, sir.

When you say Zero drinkin’ and drivin’

What do you exactly mean, mate?

[Dionysus]

@Dionysus

What do you exactly mean, mate?

@spoon

As the founder and chair of the ICP Holiday Safety Council, let me clarify. “zero drinking and driving” means you leave the vehicle parked, keep your rum away from the helm, and stop harassing the locals for candy.

And for the record, Dionysus isn’t cleared for navigation duties either. Back to the locker with you.

[WebTreeSoftwareSolut]

@spoon

And for the record, Dionysus isn’t cleared for navigation duties either. Back to the locker with you.

Thank goodness. Maybe there is some hope for this place after all. Wait a minute… why am I talking to spoon? He’s not even a real person. What on earth is going on?

[Dionysus]

Surely you jest, Mr. Spoon.

You don’t really mean that

[Dionysus]

@spoon

Hand over the keys, ”mate.” I’m driving the car now.

[WebTreeSoftwareSolut]

@WebTreeSoftwareSolut

Maybe there is some hope for this place after all

Well, I guess I was wrong… again… I don’t know why I ever believe anything that he or any of his “friends” say.

[Dionysus]

The nine have left Minas Morgul, mate.

They crossed the river Isen,

On midsummer’s eve.

Disguised as riders in black.

[WebTreeSoftwareSolut]

ok I get the whole Halloween thing. I can see why you might be into that. But really a “Holiday Safety Council” and the founder and chair is cowlevel’s imaginary friend? don’t you think this is a bit much?

If this council really exists then who exactly sits on it? Why should anybody care?

[Dionysus]

@WebTreeSoftwareSolut

who exactly

They will find the ring, mate.

[Caligula]

@Dionysus is the god of wine, madness and theatre
@WebTreeSoftwareSolut apparently took the theatre part a little too seriously

[Dionysus]

We’re sorry, mate

We forgot, honestly…

Which one of us is holdin’ the spoon again?

[WebTreeSoftwareSolut]

@Dionysus

honestly…

I’m quite confident there’s not much honest about anything you say.

[Dionysus]

Do you really believe that, Mr. Tree?

Our word is gold it is, mate.

[WebTreeSoftwareSolut]

@Dionysus

Our word is gold

Yes you keep saying that. But what you do really suggests otherwise. So how do you expect anybody to believe you. I made a very simple point and you never really gave an explanation.

Tell you what I’ll give you another chance:

@WebTreeSoftwareSolut

1. You’re supposed to be dead

How is it possible that you are still here?

[Dionysus]

@WebTreeSoftwareSolut

How is it possible that you are still here

Alright, mate.

We’ll tell you if you’re really curious.

You see the boatman, he came for us he did.

But we tricked him.

We told him we forgot our 2 coins on the surface.

And he believed us.

Let us climb all the way back up here, he did.

That’s exactly what happened, mate.

[WebTreeSoftwareSolut]

@Dionysus

You see the boatman, he came for us he did.

But we tricked him.

Exactly as I suspected, another tall tale. You expect me to believe that the “boatman”came to take you away, and you just told him you forgot your fare to the underworld? and then you climbed all the way back up here?

He sounds like a real genius, this “boatman.”